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Dangerous Stranger

The Dangerous stranger is a variation of the stranger where you sit on both hands. Once both hands are numb beat off with one hand whilst asphyxiating yourself with the other. This creates the feeling that someone is beating you off while choking you out.
Bill "Man last night I got really schwasted, I think I gave myself a Dangerous Stranger theres marks on my neck and dick."

John "Thats fucked up dude, you need therapy"
by Mind Fucker2011 May 16, 2011
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Blackcat stranger

When someone holds a Blackcat firecracker in their hand when it explodes. The resulting tingling sensation in the hand makes it impossible to feel your hand. One then masturbates with the affected appendage, effectively performing the stranger.
Last 4th of July, Pete went to the hospital when he attempted the Blackcat stranger with a cherry bomb. He will never play the piano again.
by pyro151 June 15, 2011
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Bag Stragglers

The french fries that fall out of their respective containers, and are loose in the bottom of the bag.
"Are there any fries left?"
"I think there are some Bag Stragglers in there."
by Officer Dick Ramrod November 13, 2011
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Homer strangle

To choke an animal or a human being like Homer Simpson does to Bart. It usually starts with saying, "Why you little,!" and lasts for a bout 3 seconds or more
That kid just gave me a Homer strangle while rough housing
by Sportsguy1991 June 2, 2013
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angle strangle

When your scarf is too tight
"Wow, that kid over there's having a real angle strangle.
by Rorynator May 21, 2017
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textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.
Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.
by bigantsavage June 9, 2017
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krazy stranger

The Krazy Stranger is when one coats thier hands in Krazy Glue, lets it dry, and Proceeds to "Rub one out".
"Ever since my girlfriend left me, my coping mechanism is a weekly krazy stranger."
by Cpt.Kidd June 22, 2017
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