Fps Spread

Where you have a blowjob when playing a first person shooter and you're losing because you can't concentrate.

Bf: let's fps spread
Gf: Sounds like fun

by EPICRUSSIANPOTATOES March 31, 2016

full spread

The act of pulling ones buttcheeks apart until maximal spread is achieved.

Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?

It was ace, she did a full spread for me!

by Ylloz October 6, 2016

garlic spread

Having sex with garlic bread and/or having garlic bread present in the bedroom.

"Took my old lady home and had a garlic spread last night. It was both awesome and delicious."

by ThurgoodMarshall July 13, 2016

curtain spreader

Another name for a slut or slag.

Billy; lol look at that girl

Timmy; nah m8 she just a curtain spreader

by Olix December 1, 2017

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017

Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates

“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there”

by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018

Meme spreader

It's a person who likes a lot of memes and like to share and show to other people memes. Sometimes, they are very irritant, sending a lot of memes but remember, they are doing their work and just want to make other people happy with what make they happy. Please, don't be bad to this present of God (if it exists).

Person 1:My meme spreader is sending a lot of messages! I'm angry with that!
Person 2: Don't be angry, be happy and tolerant, it what your meme spreader want.

by Numze May 25, 2018