roflcide

death caused by rolling on the floor laughing

guy1:"did you hear about john?"

guy2:"yea he was rofling after reading this definition and example and hit his computer desk causing the computer to come crashing down on top of him killing him"

guy1:"man that's serious roflcide"

by T-Hop June 10, 2008

ROFLAIDS

The word used to express laughter at people who have a problem regardless of what it is.

John failed his test. ROFLAIDS

by beauregardbl February 27, 2009

rofad

roll on the floor and dead

WOW that was funny im going to rofad

by vexpro December 30, 2008

ROFD

Rolling on the Floor Dabbing - when you've done something so amazing that the only natural response is to dab, but the intensity of the dab takes over and causes you to fall to the floor in a fit of dabs.

Evan: Dude, you just nailed 30 three pointers in a row. Great job!
Ryan: *ROFD*

Evan: Hey, are you ok?

by FartsMcGee6 April 20, 2018

roflpwn

roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.

1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*

by netster403 December 7, 2006

ROFJMO

Acronym used in text messages and message boards standing for 'Rolling on floor jerking myself off'. As ROFLMAO implies something funny was written, ROFJMO acknowledges something sexy.

Moe: What did you think of "Unfaithful"?
Curly: ROFJMO!!!!!
Moe: me too; Diane Lane is hot.

by Timmy the Geek January 14, 2009

roff

A typo for ROFL, that is pretty funny when you say it, it gets stuck and you end up saying it all the time. Normally signifies that it is less funny that rofl, as heh is for stuff less funny than haha

<Rogultgot> Ich habe einen....pie
<Bacon> roff
<Bacon> ...I mean rofl
<Bacon> wait, no, roff is good

by Bacon April 11, 2005