Formal Planking

Business men are to formal to plank.

So formal planking was invented. Much like normal planking, just while wearing a something smart EG a suit.

Man 1 : Our lunchtime in our office are so boring.
Man 2 : Lets go formal planking.

by Fishingman December 18, 2011

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 5, 2015

Jerk Plank

Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!

Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!

by ChadDad December 9, 2019

Angry plankton

An angry Plankton and angry Plankton has an infected penis that is finally busted through the infection and ejaculated the fact that it becomes all green and gross-looking because of the infection that is why it is called an angry plankton

man yo dick look like an angry plankton, you should get that shit checked out!!

by 🤬pLaNk December 3, 2020

Two planker

A skier. The opposite of a snowboarder.

Get outta my way, two planker!

by explodedtesticle November 20, 2021

wet.planks

Wet.planks is a perfect tiktoker and friend , he is really supportive and pretty . He is the best of the best , he has burly hair and is quarter Jamaican

“ hey did you meet wet.planks”
“ yeah bro he was so cool”

by Steve waterway🇨🇦 August 31, 2021

joshua plamondon

Joshua Plamondon is a man that has a crush on Lucia. He likes lucia so much his heart aches when she is not around and often lies about her coming to his house.

Oh look at joshua plamondon, chasing after lucia again.

by Ilikelucia November 23, 2021