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The act of slaming a man's head into your pussy, by grasping the ears of the man and pulling face towards pussy at a high rate of speed. Has been known to leave a pussy-shaped imprint on the dumb motherfuckers face. In extreme cases, can also inflict disjointing of the nose bridge.
"Eat my fucking pussy, or I will PLAM your ugly face, prick!"
by No.1 BITCH July 14, 2003
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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PLatitude spAM -- Quotes and clichés, often superimposed on pictures, posted on social media sites like Facebook or Twitter. This amounts to spam because it contaminates one's news feed with barrages of well-meaning platitudes that don't provide useful information. They are not as provocative or inspiring as their intent when seen repeatedly and often.
I had to unfollow some friends because, rather than expressing their own thoughts, they were filling up my Twitter timeline with retweeted plam.
by dMaculate April 04, 2013
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To spam a celebrities twitter or blogtv by asking "Do you like MUSTARD (insert name here) ?!" until they answer.
*Kaleb Nation logs on to twitter*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*confused as hell and pretends to ignore*
"Do you like MUSTARD?!"
*caves in*
"I like mustard on pork sandwiches!"
"Plam win."
by TCWCKG August 06, 2009
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Short for Plamondon. A polite term for a penis, cock, dick, wang, weapon, johnson, etc.
He wipped out his plam.
He took out his plam to take a leak.
by eCNO November 22, 2004
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To stick a cold stick of butter up ones ass.
Person1: What happened to u on saturday?
Person2: I got tipsy and this guy stuck a entire stick of butter up my butt
Person1:sounds like you got plammed!
by boximus April 03, 2012
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