spider

Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.
Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!
by explodedtesticle February 17, 2022
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Two planker

Get outta my way, two planker!
by explodedtesticle November 20, 2021
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