Definitions by explodedtesticle

spider 

Someone who buys four pairs of jeans on sale at Costco.

Did you hear about Ruby? She went full spider and bought four hella cheap pairs of jeans at Costco!

spider by explodedtesticle February 17, 2022

Two planker 

A skier. The opposite of a snowboarder.

Get outta my way, two planker!

Two planker by explodedtesticle November 20, 2021