Pill Pack

noun - a (usually random) mixture of various "flavors" of a specific type of drug. This is often utilized to speed up the exchange process.

--(telephone conversation shortly before exchange)
--Buyer - "Hey bro, get those tabs ready for me to look at, I still can't decide what prints I'm going to want!"
--Dealer - "Dude, I gotta be at work in fifteen minutes, we don't have time for you to browse! Just tell me how many you want and I'll toss you a pill pack."

by JHarkrider July 19, 2010

decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

by phillydrifter December 15, 2010

prize pack

A towel and lube, prepared in advance for Anal sex.

She told me if I cleaned the house I'd win the prize pack. I cleaned the house.

by Troubled Charlie February 22, 2011

pen pack

Group of guys standing around one girl, while she performs oral sex on all of them alternating frequently between each guy.

Hey wanna get together with the guys for a pen pack with Lisa tonight?

by missiera April 7, 2011

Tetris Packer

The guy you want to get ready for a road trip with. He is so unbelievably good at packing a suitcase or a car with an impossible number of large and/or oddly shaped items that you'll think he must be a tetris god.

" 'Bro, how're we gonna take all these things to the beach?'
'It's all good dude. My dad is a tetris packer.' "

by Orlofsky October 22, 2011

Party Packer

The person that arrives to a party and when preparing a joint,packs the top with cannabis but leaves the rest empty - ensuring everyone else gets tobacco. This is also the same for "lines" of drugs where the "packer" makes a huge line for themselves and then little specs of dust for others.

Ah fuck who brought Todd,he's such a party packer.

by Pete5150 July 28, 2014

salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017