reality poisoning

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.

The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.

by Lanan May 25, 2006

Ying Yang position

When a girl rolls into a fetal position ball and lies with the back of her neck on the bed. The man starts to bone her, giving the woman sexual pleasure on one end, and physical pain on the other. Will excite male because he's gettin' some, and woman has to choose if its worth it.

Ying Yang position is a traditional Pros v Cons situation.

by Joe the Electrian February 28, 2009

Sperm Poisoning

The ingestion of so much sperm that one becomes poisoned, almost like alchohol poisoning. If somone has sperm poisoning see a doctor immediatlly.

The other night I was at a Rainbow Party with my friend and one of the girls got sperm poisoning from giving to many blowjobs.

by Gameace12 September 9, 2008

Alcohol Poisoning

A myth created to stop College kids from partying hard enough.

Bro J.: "*drunk* Alcohol poisoning is a LIE!"

by Guido631 June 9, 2011

fetus position

to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you're emo.

To cry in a fetus position like an emo.

by sweetie_mel_ June 22, 2006

Karina Pasion

Most R&b singer.Only 16 years old.Mostly compared to Alicia Keys.

What song should i listen to.

16 At War by Karina Pasion

by James Blacksmithins July 6, 2008

position

If you see preferably a girl bending down, you say P, then the first letter in the girls name. Let's say it's a girl named Yuni, then you say: PY (Position Yuni). If you don't know the name of the girl you just say P

Or you could say P and the first letter in that persons job, like teacher; PT. And so on

Aleks: On my left, PJ
Jonas: That's just hot

by relaxo June 2, 2005