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moses

An extraordinary woman who prides herself in her dick-taking abilities in many ways. She is turned on by having sexual intercourse in the most grimy places such as dumpsters and sewers. She is only capable of one position, which is on bottom, otherwise she will kill her sexual partner with her weight. When having intercourse with her one will find that she makes the most extravagant sex noises, her most notorious being similar to a seal barking. She lurks in the back of bars and clubs picking out her drunk prey to take advantage of.
I saw a a moses today, then i threw up and gauged my eyes out
by weji December 1, 2010
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Mosism

A fucking nang religion that everyone should follow. Were i am god.
Guy: what religion do you follow?
Someone: Mosism
by the holy moss July 16, 2008
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mossgrow

"Cor, kack accross the koi there's a mossgrow you'll get loud"

Kack = look
Koi = street
loud = arrested
by Andypandy April 26, 2006
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Moses Rape

1. Getting raped or mullested by Moses or Moses believer.
2. Trying to convert someone to the new religion called MOSES4LIFE
I was moses raped at the mall last night!
by faieia October 31, 2008
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Moses Move

a polarzing/definitive decision or move ; that "parts the Seas" and divides people into friends vs enemies, interested vs not-interested (romantically) or generally splits a situation into decision tree, generally with two likely outcomes- yes or no, a or b, with little middle ground to negotiate.
If we discontine the ad campaign of X and give Y full run of the site and it doesnt work out for Y, we may never be able to get X back so we should be cautious, it's a Moses Move for sure.
by MikeyG81 June 4, 2009
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Moses Bag

Object -

A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.
where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!
by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010
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mofussil

one of the areas surrounding major cities; suburban area.
They hail from a mofussil.
by uttam maharjan November 27, 2010
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