January 23

National Ice cream and movie day!

friend: bro lets hit the gym

me: nah man its January 23

by smallbeannamedjez January 22, 2021

January 31

The day women with the coziest pussy are born.

Devin: "what's your birthday?"

Emily: "January 31."

Devin: "That explains why it's so hard to pull out!"

by DeeFreshly March 5, 2022

January 7th

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEXIEST MAN JACOB KIRK!!1!

"Its January 7th dont forget to wish Shadow a happy birthday"

by .manilovefroges December 4, 2021

January 19

January 19 is the day that u hug yo white friend!!

O it’s January 19 let me go hug Timmy

by Idefk you stupid bitch January 18, 2022

January 4

It’s January 4th wt r u waiting forrr go hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie go goooooooo!!!

Nell: des it’s January 4th
Des: ok?? So wt
Nell:go fucking hug ur crush and ask for his hoodie idiot
Des: shit for huh bett (leaves)

by Ur idiot ass February 21, 2021

January 8th

january 8th, the day when an OG is born , a GOD , a GODDESS , a nigga snatcher , a take your girl.

person: omg were u on January 8th?

person born on that day: yes..? why?

person 1: *bows down*

by mya. November 16, 2022

January 23rd

The perfect day for all a boyfriend to deliver the very best head to their precious significant other

"Oh, its January 23rd, I should probably get home to the missus to celebrate by going down hard on her"

by onebigspectacularmesso November 28, 2019