January 9

This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up

How big was your shit on January 9?

January 9 by EiEiRon February 25, 2021

January 20, 2009 

The glorious, GLORIOUS day George W. Bush And Dick Cheney get their punk asses out of the white house after the 2008 elections. The end of an error.

January 20, 2009. A day that will live in GLORY!

January 20, 2009 by Adrian August 12, 2007

january 20th 

the day a stupid bitch was born but also the day an amazing mom was born. fuck you natalie

“bro it’s january 20th!”

“yeah it’s my moms birthday. that dumb cunt natalie was born today”

january 20th by ywcunt October 28, 2019

January 2nd 

Anyone can ask anyone for a ass pic and they have to!

"why did u send Josh an ass pic sally?"

"Didn't u u know that January 2nd anyone can ask for a ass pic from anyone?"

January 2nd by Jackmeoffjerry January 1, 2021

January 19 

January 19th is couples day, the day that all couples should spend together because nothing is better than being with that special someone.So on couples day plan a date or just chill at home but make sure you have that special someone with you and make sure to tell them that they’re special and tell them how much you mean to them.

Example:
Boy: Hey babe, it’s January 19th it’s couples day and I planned a date for us.
Girl: aww babe your so sweet, you mean the world to me, I love you
Boy: Your the only person I ever think of, I love you

Example 2:
Girl: Babe it’s couples day January 19th and I was wondering if you wanted to spend some time together just us two?
Boy: ofc babe we can watch your favorite movies and everything,Love you!

January 19 by Kayzlee January 14, 2021

January 4

National shart your pants day.

My favorite day of the year is January 4 because i can shart my pants without worrying!

January 4 by artsyberries November 1, 2019

January 14th 

Am amazing day when amazing, talented Kai from EXO was born. If u were born on this day then you are so lucky to birthday buddies with this man.

Friend: Whats the date today?
Me: January 14th which is KAIS BIRTHDAY!!!!!

January 14th by MintYoongi93 November 2, 2019