19-inch error

When you can't make your computer do something, and it turns out it was your own fault all along. Another way of saying it was a user error.

"That idiot in marketing just called the help desk again, and we had to tell her to turn her monitor on, again. Classic 19-inch error!"

by LaraChick July 30, 2009

10 inch Tyler

All Tyler’s have massive cocks

Nigga my man packen I think he’s a 10 inch Tyler

by Nigger slayer olo👳🏾‍♂️ April 24, 2021

Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)

Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin

by Donn3ll February 11, 2009

itchy sugarlumps

Itchy Sugarlumps is an Irish slang term for square bales of hay, usually used for bribing members of the Garda Síochána (the Irish police force).

The term is mostly used in the midlands where there is a higher concentration of illegal sports, eg. dog fighting, cock fighting, child fighting.

Seamus: "The Feckin' guards came by and me with a feed of drink in me and the young lad lyin dead under the van!"

Brenden: "And how did you get out of that one, Seamus?"

Seamus: "Ah I just slipped him a few Itchy Sugarlumps and he doddled off, the big Bollox!"

Brendan: "Ah your some boyo, Seamus!"

by Guardfighter October 15, 2009

inchage

Measuring a penis.

No you didn't girl!?, on the first date? What's his inchage?

by :) penis investigations December 29, 2009

itchy nose

When your nose starts to itch

I had an allergic reaction to something and it gave me an itchy nose.

by Braylani February 9, 2021

two inch tornado

An abnormally sized male penis, reaching the length of 2 inches. It trumps the half inch disaster and one inch wonder. It will never touch the quarter inch teensy mc small small.

Man, his two inch tornado blew everyone away.

by Shaun9876 January 31, 2014