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forty hands

(n)
A drinking game, though its more of a contest of bladder control. Tape a forty (40oz malt liquor) into each of yours hands. You may not remove a forty until it is completely empty
This kid pissed he pants playing forty hands. He lost
by bum February 18, 2005
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texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.
Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"
by Brandaminator October 5, 2006
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frisky hands

Use of American Sign Language (ASL) in a bar or club to pick up a man or women for the purpose of sexual relations. Because of the use of ASL non participants in the conversation "get" the basics of the conversation.
"I can see from here that Bill is asking Tony to spend the night. He's showing frisky hands."

"Look, at those frisky hands! Tom just asked Mary to go play at his apartment.
by lyon in the sun July 7, 2010
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Millard handshake

When a man takes two shots of a womans piss and rubs her shit on his face just to taste where it came from.
She looks so goddamn good I'd give her the Millard handshake!
by jerkfaced1 July 14, 2010
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tongue handshake

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching
Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.
by jhokat March 1, 2011
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Shaking hands with the bishop

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
by samsammydog March 28, 2012
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There are other germs on your hands.

There are other germs on your hands: So, pretty much, this is a saying coined by Sam Martens . It's like an urban version of "There are other fish in the Sea." But, it's better. Mostly because she's pretty dern awesome. She alledgedly went mad one day, from a germ-related illness and stabbed herself in the stomache. Ki...lling herself and her pregnantness. (Georgios: your-go.) FYI: i love that kid! (:
"Oh, you're not over him? Don't worry, there are other germs on your hands."
by Sam Martens. December 6, 2009
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