pocket diving

"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.

Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?

by Music_Is_Forever April 1, 2022

0 Divided by 0

The answer is 0, If you divide a number by 0, the answer is 0. But if you divide a number by the same number, it is 1, but 0 is less than 1. So the answer is 0.

0 Divided by 0

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 20, 2022

Skin Diving

Performing the act of cunnilingus on a completely shorn vulva.

“Brohim, my gal got laser hair removal so now I’m skin diving instead of muff diving.”

by HR49 August 17, 2022

Shortwave Division

A lack of talent, particularly in the musical arena.

Music that's both hateful and forgettable belongs in the category Shortwave Division, which refers to the mental capacity and shortage of talent evident in songs thus labeled.

by Boomerangia October 27, 2022

Two-Dividual

Normally ranking over 200 pounds. Whenever such person sits down there is normally a "damn" or "hmpphh"

Example of Two-Dividual
Ojay: *Walks in the room and sit down in a seat causing it to creak*
Everybody: "Damn"

by DefineSomeMysteriousGuy March 7, 2023

experience the divine

Refers to Bette Midler (otherwise known as "The Divine Miss M"/"The Divine One").
To "experience" her greatness, either by watching one of her concerts, seeing one of her films, or listening to one of her records.

I am so glad that I have my tickets to experience the divine in concert!

by cseim June 14, 2008

extreme muff diving

When you shove your head up a vagina in an extreme sport way

"Man, that girl is a cave. Everyone goes extreme muff diving in her"

by Fuckmonkey99 February 20, 2018