closet rod in the ass

When a guy lies to a girl and says he is gay so she will quit trying to rhino clam him, but somehow ends up in bed with a guy to prove it.

John: Hey, Stephanie is psycho, you should run away from that freak.

Ed: I am thinking about telling her I am gay so she'll leave me alone.

(two weeks later)

John: Hey Rich, how come Ed's been such a bitch lately?

Rich: I wasn't supposed to say anything, but he ended up taking a closet rod in the ass so he wouldn't get Cathy Bates'd by Stephanie.

John: Really!? What a fag!

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Closed-Toed

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017

Close your legs

When a girl has her legs open and you can smell her pussy.

What’s that smell it’s coming from your pussy close your legs.

by Pussyfootednigger69 February 27, 2020

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket

Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket: The msn emoticon for a Thumbs Up.

Jez: "I'm badass!"
Me: "Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket "

by errinG October 23, 2008

closed over

When something that can be said to be closeable is closed MOST of the way but not all. Such as when a door is just barely opened.

You didn't close the door all the way, it was just closed over.

by CrazyPenguin January 11, 2014

Close Da Fridge

Slang phrase for saying shut your mouth, be quiet, or stfu

When you're sick of hearing what someone else is saying you want them to close da fridge.

Derrick: So I wasn't sure if I should wear the plaid pants or just go with my jorts...Well I mean I guess the plaid ones are...

Steve: Yo! Close Da Fridge! You sound like a bitch!

by swagteamsucks April 15, 2009

Closeted Couple

A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.

When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'

When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.

by The watcher of Wayne's world. March 12, 2012