1) A homosexual that denies or hides being gay.
2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.
2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.
Look at Jimmy, all those highlights in his hair...dancing around like a fairy. He is such a closet case.
Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?
Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?
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A girl who is portrayed to be innocent, untouched, quiet, and/or shy but is secretly crazy, adventurous, and sometimes promiscuous, specifically when around the opposite sex (or same sex, depending on the girl's preference).
That quiet girl in our math class is actually a closet ho outside of school, despite her seemingly innocent and naive appearance.
by sarcasticandsweet January 25, 2011
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Get the Closet mug.The act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend's house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. The guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
by Cause of closeting October 11, 2010
Get the closeting mug.Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
by Pharg March 10, 2009
Get the Closet Bro mug.Registered Republican voters who previously supported Putin’s Pawn but who are so disgusted with the GOP that they will be covertly voting across the board for Democrats in the upcoming elections.
Of course I’m a lifelong Republican but that doesn’t mean I’m not one of the Closet Democrats who will be choosing to vote against fascism!
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