car washer 

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.

Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.

car washer by jeffool January 18, 2005

car-tard 

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

car-tard by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

car toad 

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.

We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.

car toad by TheCarToad July 12, 2009

Car-Bunking 

the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.

"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."

Car-Bunking by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010

Car-ride Slut 

Someone who never drives anywhere; always has somone else drive because they are either too cheap, too lazy, or just don't want the hassle. Constantly making excuses not to drive while kissing someones ass so they will drive.

Jeff never offers to drive the group to lunch; he always bums a ride from everyone else...he is such a car-ride slut.

Car-ride Slut by gittarkid7 July 10, 2010

Car Oreo 

Synonym for a ginger's penis. This term applies only if the penis has never seen action and/or is stricken with the gout. It is well known that the Russian pilots who flew the MIGs in Top Gun had Car Oreos, and that's why Goose took that picture and Maverick shot those Commies down.

The term derives from the tendency of gingers to sneak to the car and perform sad, deranged sex acts with a box of oreos (as they find it difficult to use their car oreo for anything else.

That Guy with the car oreo is on the highway to the Danger Zone!

Car Oreo by Caroreo2 November 10, 2010

car thot 

A person typically a female who hangs around a guy who owns or is known for having a specific and/or fast, expensive, popular etc. car.

Hailey was in lings car yesterday now shes in ricos car, what a car thot.

car thot by yota_b March 18, 2016