Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
Get the better a smartass than a dumbass mug.Someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. Someone who can't hold anything without dropping it. Can be used as an insult.
by Rokon June 26, 2006
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(noun)
a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished
"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"
"Yeah, you hit that?"
"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."
"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
"Yeah, you hit that?"
"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."
"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"
by nyaaron January 29, 2010
Get the butterhealth mug.Sexual position similar to missionary, but the guy uses the headboard to hold his weight up, which makes it look a lot like he's doing the butterfly stroke in bed. Popularized by leaked footage of the movie Breaking Dawn. Almost guaranteed to make a girl faint if she likes sparkling vampires.
I didn't think my boyfriend knew anything about the Twilight Saga, but then he tried the butterfly stroke on me in bed. He can't deny it anymore.
by Adorably Perky May 2, 2011
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Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.
by Scrumfis August 13, 2011
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Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
by Jfeldster December 16, 2011
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