akward boner

When you get a boner from something you really shouldn't.

Dude, I saw my grandma in her underwear and I got this akward boner.

by whydidimakethis June 17, 2016

awkward white boy smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you. that. that is the awkward white boy smile. ( note: you do not have to be a white boy to do the smile, I, a female, use it daily )

Sam was walking down the street when he locked eyes with a stragner, and gave them the awkward white boy smile.

they gave it back

by Broscahski January 8, 2021

Awkward Aiden

Awkward Aiden is an upcoming streamer and content creator on Youtube, who is very active and is friends with a slightly larger content creator "Overshine" and less popular content creator DoT. Awkward Aiden plays the game Minecraft and sometimes other games with his friends on the popular website and app, Discord.

Person 1: Dude, did you watch Awkward Aiden stream Bedwars last night?

Person 2: Nah, too busy pissin'

by Awkward Aiden Fanboy May 15, 2021

l'awkward

a classy way to say awkward since everything sounds classier in french.

"Adrienne you're soooo hot"
"Victoria..... l'awkward, please stop trying to be me"

by aashley18 April 30, 2010

Internet Awkward

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

Golden Tear Award

An annual award given out to a person that skips to many events such cook-outs, basketball games, going to the bar, because he/she rather cry about it and/or their life.

Dudes: We need an 8th so we can get some 4v4 going... Call Johnny.
Johnny: Hey guys I can't
Dudes: Wtf why not
Johnny: Man i have these things
Dudes: click!

And the Golden Tear award goes to Johnny!

by Schultzism March 10, 2010

and it was awkward because i was naked

A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked

by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014