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Rock Island Mixer

A variation on the Rock Island Plunger. Once again, during a three-way in which one member must be a male. In this case, instead of having normal solid stool the shitter must have diarrhea. The person with the explosive diarrhea fills the mouth of the shit-receiver, then the male inserts his penis and mixes the fluid around the second party's mouth.

In another variation, if the male has the capability for multiple orgasms, he will spooge in the fluid first to make it look like a Hostess Cupcake before he inserts. This act is also known as an Eskimo Pie.
After Seigfried, Roy and Boy George finished doing the plunger, they went to Taco Bell for burritos. Seigfried came down with explosive diarrhea and proposed not wasting the occasion and trying out the Rock Island Mixer because the plunger was so fun.

A favorite of college students in Ohio.
Rock Island Mixer by buckeye02 January 23, 2012
Related Words

rock head 

An male idiot; one possesing no knowledge of how to treat a woman or what a woman wants. A waste of space.
Ashley: I'm sick of dating nothing but rock heads!
Natty: We need to find us some real men.
rock head by natty & ashley December 15, 2008

rock ya snot box 

to hit someone in they face; sneek
Devin: darkness every body darkness is spreading
Akkeem: yo dev dont make me rock ya snot box

Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers

Probably the best thing to ever come out of Eugene, Oregon. Noted by intriguing and well created lyrics.
Dude, did you hear "Funny Little Feeling" by the Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers?

rock my socks off

Can be used to mean that the person who said loves you and gets excited whenever s/he sees you.
rock my socks off by TheTruth777 September 5, 2011

Rock Poser 

The most annoying people since wanksters. This coming from a HIP HOP/RAP FAN, these people show a strong desire to be apart of the rock culture by hating on hip hop/rap when they probably listen to shit like MCR, they hate on hip hop/rap because they think it makes them look all punk and metal. They have never listened to good rappers like Eminem, Proof(from d12), Lupe Fiasco, Nas, LL Cool J, 2Pac, Biggie, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Eazy E, Rakim, Ice Cube, or probably never even heard of those rappers. These people always get beat up and picked on at school by real rock fans.
Rock Poser: I hate rap it sucks.

Hip Hop Fan: Have you ever heard of Proof?

Rock Poser: Who's Proof?

Hip Hop Fan: I knew it.

Rock Poser: Well rap is all about sex, drugs, guns, money, gangs ect.

Hip Hop Fan: Um no, have u heard "When I'm Gone" by Eminem? "Keep Ya Head Up" by 2Pac? "December 4th" by Jay-Z? "Forgive Me" by Proof? None of those have Drugs, Sex, Gangs, Rims, or whatever in them.

Rock Poser: No I havent heard those.

Hip Hop Fan: *sigh*

Rock Fan: Hey is this faggot giving you trouble man?

Hip Hop Fan: Yes beat him up.

*Rock poser gets beat up.*
Rock Poser by God I hate posers September 6, 2009