dented helmet, nice uniform

a girl with an ugly face but nice body

" Man, Alisha has a dented helmet, nice uniform."

by rugg Dr January 27, 2014

gladiators helmet

The act of putting your testicles on anothers eyes and running your penis down theyre nose resembling a gladiators helmet

My girlfriend in bed has a sexual preference for a gladiators helmet.

by BigDaddySaul February 5, 2014

purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Helmet-Pie

When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.

For our anniversary, I gave Jen a helmet-pie, I think she looks good in white

by Kohanim March 8, 2004

helmet slurper

A raving nosher who enjoys the action of licking aggressively the sudject's beef bulb. The licking action will make a moist slurping sound.

Steve noshed down on Jack hard, He loved it the dirty helmet slurper....

by Paulie a June 16, 2007

roman helmet

After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!

by Jacob Banuelos April 16, 2006