Carpet Crasher

A male, or female, player that gets a lot of vagina.

"I wish I was a Carpet Crasher."

by Mr. Chipps January 8, 2008

Car crash fetish

A Car Crash Fetish is someone who has a fetish of car crashes (Or someone who finds enjoyment or who is aroused by cars crashing), it was created by weird YouTube kids videos (sonic ones mostly).

"I have such a Car Crash Fetish it's not even funny"

by A wondering traveler June 25, 2022

crash dummy

someone who is intoxicated and running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.

someone who is cosistnetly tripping or bumping into everything in there path.

Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?

Bro 2: No, you were being a crash dummy last night.

Bro 1: What did I run into?

Bro 2: Everything. Your a crash dummy.

by shibbyshibby June 22, 2011

crash

To (often collectively) stare at someone who has just made a bad joke or done something intended to be funny that wasn't.

He was the only one laughing, everyone else was crashing him.

by Anonymous October 16, 2003

crashed my roflkopter

used to describe something funny that has been overused like saying the same lame-ass joke over and over

Dude...that joke WAS funny until you crashed my roflkopter

by Silvana August 1, 2007

creche

a road accident in Chelsea London

"oh! Darvills chreched the rolls royce"

"I have had a creche Jeremy"

by BIMBIM December 21, 2008

crash test monkey

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.

instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.

by Leo B. August 23, 2006