Splooped

A lesser form of burnout

The human equivalent of a melting ice cream cone

“I’m so splooped after today, I just wanna collapse into my bed”

by RandomnesssE November 21, 2023

Sploont

When you mix tobacco and marijuana into a freshly split tobacco leaf. It’s like a spliff but rolled with a blunt wrap instead of a joint paper. Why would anyone want to add more tobacco to a blunt? I do not know.

“Yo Billyjoejimbob, why does JimmyJames want to roll a sploont? It’s already wrapped in tobacco?”

by eySuki November 29, 2023

Splooge MCgoo

a youtube channel call Splooge MCgoo

Go subscribe to Splooge MCgoo

by Splooge MCgoo December 8, 2023

Sploodge Spreading

Like the act of muck-spreading, but in this case you helicopter your penis whilst cumming.

Guys! Jim Brad And James are Sploodge Spreading! Open Wide!

Guys! Someone is Sploodge Spreading, try to catch it in your mouth like snow!

by romaaw May 13, 2024

Sploojizz

When a man puts a load into a woman’s nostril and she farmer blows it out onto his chest.

Ryan: “Damn it last night I tried to keep it in her nose but she sploojizzing on me.”
Tom: “I’m sorry man that’s messed up.”

by Rucas leuter May 15, 2024

sploosg

To laugh so hard you ejaculate

"Bro last night I saw a video that was so funny I fucking sploosged"

by Shortangryfucker May 28, 2024

sploonter

Origin: North Queensland, Australia.

1. (slang-verb) To release semen during orgasm.

"One more stroke and I'm going to sploonter" he said after his second stroke.

After that wild night, he said he sploontered all over the place.

He couldn't hold it any longer and ended up sploontering.

Sorry I'm 38 minutes late for work, I sploontered on my work pants and had to wash them on the quick cycle... Also that's why my pants are wet.

by MrNo1 June 3, 2024