Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019

Dirty Rediat

When a man eats his poop 💩 Infront of the society

He did his Dirty Rediat again

by Black man forever April 24, 2020

Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

madison redding

a madison’s redding has a cute face but one ugly ass personality. they’re always gemenis, ankle biters, deserve a good punch in the face. hard to love tbh

“did you hear about madison redding?”

“Oh that she’s a trump supporter. yes yes ofc”

by gaybb420 November 24, 2021

Jack Rading

Pulling a Jack Rader. Sexually assaulting minors and nonstop talking about balls.

Your Friend: I just got kicked in the balls and my dick is warped.
You: Stop "Jack Rading"

by fghjkuyfdfghjhfvbjhgfg February 19, 2022

Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Phonetic Reading Disorder

Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.

"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "

by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023