Definitions by Somegregoryguy

homodetriment 

When being gay is hurting you.
(Ex: pining over straight men)

I was so hooked on him that when he pushed me away, it caused serious homodetriment to my soul.

homodetriment by Somegregoryguy January 25, 2023

REAL OR CAKE?? 

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

REAL OR CAKE?? by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Sandwich-reading 

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

Sandwich-reading by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Guideline

A gentle reminder of what to do and what not to do.

As the guideline states, do not eff my mother. You ignored the guideline.

Guideline by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

haikumon 

A really boring Pokémon character who's only ability is to spew poetry at enemies.

HAIKUMON, GO!
"my mother is sad, my daddy is sad also, cause daddy is small"
*Enemy retreats due to overwhelming lameness.*

haikumon by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

BUMBARGE 

To be extremely overwhelmed by questions, specifically questions of the nasty and maliciously disgusting kind.

They just bumbarged me with questions-

BUMBARGE by Somegregoryguy January 19, 2023

BUMBARGE 

To be flooded with so much information at once.
Term coined by Levi’s to describe an encounter with a Karen.

We were simply BUMBARGED with questions and couldn’t think straight.

BUMBARGE by Somegregoryguy January 19, 2023