Somegregoryguy's definitions

homodetriment

When being gay is hurting you.
(Ex: pining over straight men)

I was so hooked on him that when he pushed me away, it caused serious homodetriment to my soul.

by Somegregoryguy January 25, 2023

REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.

Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

Guideline

A gentle reminder of what to do and what not to do.

As the guideline states, do not eff my mother. You ignored the guideline.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

haikumon

A really boring Pokémon character who's only ability is to spew poetry at enemies.

HAIKUMON, GO!
"my mother is sad, my daddy is sad also, cause daddy is small"
*Enemy retreats due to overwhelming lameness.*

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023

BUMBARGE

To be extremely overwhelmed by questions, specifically questions of the nasty and maliciously disgusting kind.

They just bumbarged me with questions-

by Somegregoryguy January 19, 2023

BUMBARGE

To be flooded with so much information at once.
Term coined by Levi’s to describe an encounter with a Karen.

We were simply BUMBARGED with questions and couldn’t think straight.

by Somegregoryguy January 19, 2023