Jewish Sausage

A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.

Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.

"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"

"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"

by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012

jeisly

This is a unique name, I'm surprised you knew about it. Jeisly is socially awkward, but can be a literal shit bucket when you get to know her. (Inside jokes everywhere) Jeisly can get pretty clingy in different relationships, but gets very apologetic when she finds out. Your Jeisly usually likes drawing/painting, video games, fandoms, and more trash like that. You can usually find her listening to her loser songs while drawing (or trying to draw) different characters in sketchbooks, corners of worksheets, etc. If you happen to own a Jeisly, keep a couple of these things in mind.

Okay what the fuck Jeisly

by Moist Food Item May 23, 2018

Jewish Sparkle

Someone who possesses a charm that only comes with being jewish

Person 1: Frankie sure is charming
Person 2: She sure does have that Jewish Sparkle, that's for sure.

by MooTheJew November 20, 2016

jewish troll

Jacob Sproat…. The trolliest of trolls, and not really Jewish

God Jacob why do you gotta be such a Jewish Troll.

by Murican American April 10, 2015

Jabishkin Bar

Your daddy's butt cheeks...

Jabishkin At UC.

by BoyBee April 15, 2004

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009

jerish

Jerish is the coolest person that you will know. She is cute and have good cheeks to squeeze. She is short but she like being short. If you compliment her or say something deep about her she would blush. She has that smile that would warm your heart. If you keep. It's worth it. Sometimes she is "stupid", it's that stupid that is funny and cute to see and hear.

You are my Jerish :)

by Bæmond July 4, 2016