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Drown the Goose

To have sex.

My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
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tickle goose

unlike a goose tickle, a tickle goose is where you run up to someone and tickle them quickly
logan just gave me a tickle goose
by cheeseburgerbaby11 December 6, 2022
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Goose Flava

By direct definition, a giant wad of jizz or more specifically, goose semen..Also could be used as a curse word, like when you stub your toe.
I have a shit ton of work to do when I get home and I still havent cleaned the goose coop...fcking Goose Flava!!
by Soniccat5533 August 23, 2019
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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently
This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.
by 2BsFeet December 3, 2020
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goose banter

An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.

The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.

Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 23, 2015
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goose butter

goose butter is not around the females vagina or around the males cock, it is the sweat that accumulates under and around a woman's breasts after sweating perfusely. Goose butter tends to carry a strong odor and never tastes good.It is a subspecies of the duck butter substance seeing that duck butter smells and tastes stronger.
Bitch you need to take a shower and get that goose butter off your titties before i go to town!
by Slim Baby January 5, 2006
mugGet the goose buttermug.

awkward goose

if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.
Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck

*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*

Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010
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