Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.

Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013

Electric shafting

Someone who sticks their dick in electric outlets.

Electric shafting- ah that was a good one im going in for seconds.

by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014

electric hum

The act of wearing a vibrating cock ring on one's tongue and proceeding to slowly stimulate the mythical clitorus.

"Adrian is not boyfriend material, but he gives a damn good electric hum."

by Fourleafme August 8, 2016

electricity mouth

When someone's mouth is so moist it sounds like electricity. Or when you rub against an old tv.

Friend: *electricity noise* "So basically I said..."
Me: "Bitch if you don't shut yo old electricity mouth ass up!"

by DankestNight February 9, 2017

Electricutify

When that lightning thing comes for you in mario Kart 8

Person1: How dare you electricutify me

Person2: You deserved it after that stoooopid ink blob

by Bts is anon. April 15, 2018

electric monkey

A random and overly excited goofball that can be a bit overwhelming with super randomness and super weirdness.

I was listening to a podcast and the host Matt was an electric monkey when citing random movie moments.

by The Electric monkey February 21, 2018

Electrical stimulation

The process of using a electromyostimulation on your lady friend's nipples to stimulate a sexual reaction.

"Hey baby, lets try some electrical stimulation on my fat brown nipples."

by Lil' big titty May 8, 2018