Brandon

A complete and utter fucking twat. Never date a guy called Brandon. He will cheat on you several times.

I hate Brandon.

by chlomosexual123 March 6, 2016

Brandon

A person that sucks a lot of phallus, or inserts it through any orifice in their body.

"Wow, that guy sure is a real Brandon."

by GunnarHanson April 29, 2015

Brandon

Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true

Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON

by Enigm_A November 10, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018

Brandon

A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime

Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.

by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the most hottest, sexiest, funniest guy you will ever meet in your life.

You should definitely date anyone who’s name is Brandon.

Brandon your hot as hell.

by ok boomer 12353 November 29, 2019

Brandon

he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019