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goo monkeys

Winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz who swoop down, masturbate, marking their territory and then flying away.
I walked into my dorm room and nearly slipped in all the spooge. The goo monkeys must have landed last night.
by Guillermo August 29, 2003
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put your money where your mouth is

put your money where your mouth is -
to support something that you believe in, especially by giving money
If you are really interested in helping the homeless you should put your money where your mouth is.
by DenFromKiev March 13, 2009
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money grab

Obtaining money from someone without returning anything of real value. Requiring someone to pay a fee out of purely greedy or opportunistic motives.
After Mei-Ling had operated a successful nail salon in Chinatown for five years, she decided to open a second location. Although she finally received her business permit, she had become disgusted by the blatant money grab by state and local officials, who seemed to demand endless fees from her.
by whimzzical August 4, 2010
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carrier monkeys

sick children, children with colds, the flu, or viruses...
I think little johnny gave me his cold. Keep that little fuckin carrier monkey out of my house from now on
by undisputed May 8, 2003
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time is money

Time is money. Money is also.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 21, 2007
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sock money

Paper money kept inside a person's sock while they wear it, usually because they either have no pockets to hold it, or it is kept hidden to prevent loss from robbery or theft. The downside is the paper becomes damp with the person's sweat, usually resulting in the money having a bad odor when presented to purchase something.
The cashier refused to accept Bob's sock money because she could smell it from three feet away.
by The RealMark May 4, 2018
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Daddy’s Money

Daddy’s money. A person that everything is handed to them in life. The are fed with a silver spoon. The most known daddy’s money is Aaron Blakeway.
Aaron why are you such a daddy’s money.
by Pussyslayerxxx67 December 20, 2019
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