Sarca-tard

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.

My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.

by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014

App-tarded

App-tarded: People age 45 and older that can't handle smartphones and apps or have a fear of them and stubbornly continue to use flip phones with over-sized number keys.

Don't be app-tarded. He app-tardedly and le his new smartphone, struggling to exist in the 21st century.

by clappr February 25, 2015

buness tard

A Buness Tard is another name for a jobby especially a large one.

Aidan dropped a big Buness Tard down the pan

by Shug89 October 17, 2018

Fuck Tard

A "Fuck Tard" a very stupid person
a "fuck tard" is also known as a retard

Jerry: England is my city
Jeff: Shut up you fucking fuck tard

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018

Teddy takedown

The swift movement of pulling someone's ankles from under them. Named after Teddy Walker the victim of first Teddy takedown in 2014.

I'm gonna Teddy takedown that kid at lunch

by Leptonomo June 6, 2019

Fuck-Tard

| Fuck-Tard | : Noun
¹ A Person, A Person's pet, or an Animal, who displays a bewildering ignorance which makes a perfectly normal retarded person seem like Albert Einstein.

² Someone so infuriatingly foolish, and absurdly idiotic.

³ One who causes a disruption in life which prone to cause high blood pressure, anger, and/or outrage, and in some cases, name calling and even Murder over the incident.
³ Dippy + Dumb + Imbecile + Dumbass ÷ a Foolish Fucker = This type of person.

"You ruined it, you stupid FUCK-TARD!"

by Rockstarr3702 April 21, 2020

GUI-tarded

Adjective
Portmanteau of the acronym 'graphical user interface' and 'retarded'. Meaning someone that needs a GUI to perform all computer related tasks.

If one can only use a point and drool interface then one can reasonably describe them as GUI-tarded.

by ArmAddAsk June 30, 2021