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pooper scooper 

a type of person who collects human feces for erotic pleasure.

in rare cases of agoraphobic pooper scoopers, some have been known to create a mixture of their freshest fecal finds with large quantities of transvestite semen to create a home made shampoo as part of their ritual preparation for public outings as a means of repelling 'normal' humans.
t-bag: yo, i heard the commissioner has called a meeting this sunday for the dolphins game.

g-money: that's cool, but i sure hope rodney doesn't come. he's a nasty, stinky pooper scooper.

gucci boots: how's he always hangin with them super-fine amazonian hunnies wit his hed smellin like SHIT.

DD: those hunnies ain't hunnies, man.

commish: he, he, he, he, ...!

pooper scooper by Pirates Treasure November 7, 2008
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Pooperbate 

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."
Pooperbate by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008
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party pooper 

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.
Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.
party pooper by Andy Holman October 12, 2005
Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.
man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut
pooker by pooker August 21, 2006
anyone who pikes out, does anything stupid, makes a fool of themselves in front of a large audience, personally disgraces another, makes excuses for being lamo etc.

also known as king pooer or the pooest of poos.
'Brendonna is the pooer king of pooers'
meaning he is the owner of being poo.
pooer by Harrie April 6, 2006

pooner bitch

not just a normal bitch, but a pooner bitch. a pooner is someone born out of someones anus
angus oke is a pooner bitch
pooner bitch by jason mchua August 17, 2004
A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man
Example 1

Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."

Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."



Example 2

Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"

Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
Poofer by Heather Riley October 15, 2004