Kelsey is a poofer
by Soames and Trent August 10, 2014
Get the Poofer mug.A poofer is someone who blows smoke up other people's butts, i.e., tells people what they want to hear; a liar; distantly related to a brown-noser and a yes-man
Example 1
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
Person 1: "I can't believe how fast Jim has been promoted."
Person 2: "I can. The boss loves him because he's total poofer."
Example 2
Person 1: "I'm so impressed with Chris's knowledge of football. He knows every stastitic!"
Person 2: "Oh please. Can't you tell he's a poofer?"
by Heather Riley October 15, 2004
Get the Poofer mug.A device created with piping to blow a poof of fire. When created and built correctly, they will create a sudden ball of fire. The device uses a bottle of propane, piped into an expansion tank. From the expansion tank you pipe to a valve. After the valve you have an ignition source.
Popularly used at Burning Man.
Popularly used at Burning Man.
by Lightplumes March 02, 2011
Get the Poofer mug.by derek April 24, 2004
Get the poofer mug.When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007
Get the poofer mug.n. a fart, especially a short, sharp, small fart making little or no noise, generally a feminine kind of fart with little volumetric displacement or effect on the barometric pressure of the surroundings, the opposite of a sonic boom
Delicate Patty pretended to not even notice, let alone reveal, that a tiny, odorless poofer had escaped her exquisite bung hole like a subtle sigh.
by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006
Get the poofer mug.by Ashley* November 14, 2004
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