pooperbate 

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

pooperbate 

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

pooperbate by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

pooperbate 

v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to shit after.

Steve went to Frisch's bathroom and pooperbated.

pooperbate by dragyn611 April 15, 2008

Pooperbate 

When you are married so you watch porn and jerk off while you “poop.”

Alex is in the bathroom getting his pooperbate on.

Pooperbate by UnfortunateWife February 6, 2019

Pooperbate 

Jacking off a shit that is half way out your ass

Dom: I'm Dark

Jake: Kind of like the shit I took today.

Leo: Did you pooperbate it?

Pooperbate by JChez11 August 3, 2011

Pooperbate 

Pooperbate
Verb. Pooperbated, pooperbates, pooperbating

Pooperbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.

1) Sexual self-gratification while pooping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.

2) Sexual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).

"Man, my poop smelled so bad this morning I couldn't help but pooperbate with it."

Pooperbate by Chad and Jamen October 22, 2008

Pooperbate 

When a light skin boy " Sammy Knepp " goes to the bathroom take a shit and masturebates at the same time.

Ex: a guy named Sammy knep was pooperbating in a friends house and they opened the door and saw him they where terrified that they were going to get pooperbated on

Pooperbate by Didn't wnjsjxnsjsj April 6, 2017