Morning wood 

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

Morning wood by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016

Morning Cardio 

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

Morning Cardio by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Morning Wood 

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

Morning Wood by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019

Last morning 

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

Last morning by slim415 December 15, 2009

Wood Morning 

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

Wood Morning by woodsey March 14, 2012

Last Morning 

A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.

Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning

Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!

Last Morning by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018

HOOD MORNING 

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

HOOD MORNING by lowdoh January 27, 2020