Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

Morning Wood

You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.

Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.

by Shrekcanneverbereplaced May 23, 2019

Last morning

Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.

Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.

Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.

by slim415 December 15, 2009

Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

by woodsey March 14, 2012

Last Morning

A phrase to describe the construct of time outside of the present moment.

Steph: when did you go to the playground?
Vivi: last morning

Seb: when is dinner?
Vivi: last morning!

by Bakcurnshakf December 8, 2018

HOOD MORNING

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

by lowdoh January 27, 2020

Bad Morning

A person you don't want to mess around.

Friend: Look at her she's such a Bad Morning
Friend 2: Better stay away!

by Eusebiu May 18, 2020