Gurgling Monk

A scrappy little Savage skater, usually riding a wood with a Dickfish on it.
also likes to play halo and feltch mountain dew.

"Bro, Gurgling Monk's got that trick down!"
"Kinda like when he Feltched mountain dew out of that sexy bitches ass."

by AlbinOxRhino November 24, 2012

sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming

“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”

by Reeeeman2021 June 15, 2021

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

shit monke

no

ur a shit monke

by IADYuiesDDHAUEIe March 23, 2021

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 02, 2013

MONKS

monks is everything and anything

Brock: Yo i failed the test
Me: damn thats monks
Brock 2: Yo i got a 100
Me: Damn thats Monks!

by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024

monks

monks is everything and anything.

brock 1: i failed the test
me: damn thats monks...
Brock 2: I got a 100
me: thats monks nigga

by monksisahoodnigga April 18, 2024