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monke

When u return to your true primal state and reject modernity and humanity. A true sign of a sigma male behaviour.
Go outside, se a rock, lift a rock, throw the rock, move on with your life.
I am so tired of this fucking life I just want to go and live in a forest. :return to monke:
when u get so high that your brain shuts off and u start making noises and acting like a monke
by Dejatheking May 22, 2022
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Monke Disease

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok
by aminofficial February 13, 2021
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monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find
John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck
by HennerPenner April 9, 2021
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Monke

Monke
Monke = Monke
by King Monke August 13, 2021
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monke

that monke over there was really agressice
by MOnKe ToGeThEr StRoNg August 26, 2021
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The monk effect

(noun) Working fast so that there can be more work coming your way in the future. Largely a state induced by poverty or lack of financial security.
G: I really admire her work ethic, I can't believe she's a super worker.
Me: It's really the monk effect, I hope she's in a better place financially soon.
G: Yes, but till then let's enjoy the super productivity!
by anonymous September 15, 2023
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Monke Lord

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.
Wow your such a monke lord. Now marry me.
by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021
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