The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark.
Joe : So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.
Lucas ( scoffs ) : Lord knows Ithat Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 April 18, 2016
The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 April 18, 2016
by LXXLoveRoulette August 04, 2023
The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
by GPLongwood April 23, 2013
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 09, 2023
person 1: did you see that mobile game advert for delete one part
person 2: the one that lures horny 9 year olds in?
person 2: yeah I've seen it, had to drink unsee juice after that
person 2: the one that lures horny 9 year olds in?
person 2: yeah I've seen it, had to drink unsee juice after that
by ToastCantBeFoundHere May 07, 2022
A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024