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milk and cookies 

Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies
milk and cookies by Kyle Bucket November 4, 2010
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milk shake

to shake ones boosom(s)
(boosoms- boobies, tits, jugs, pearl necklace, titties, hooters, man machine, milk suppliers etc)
"she really knows how to milkshake!!"
"she sure does!"
"i know"
"yep"
"shut up"
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Milk Before Cereal 

A unique way to eat cereal invented by Lil Ignorant. Simply pour the milk before you pour the cereal then enjoy. Lil ignorant recommends you choose the cereal with the most sugar because he says it’s healthier for you.
I just recorded myself pouring the milk before cereal just like lil Ignorant now I’m going to be an a intelligent A+ student just like him.

Milk Bags 

1. Breasts, usually large, which sag and lack perk to the point of resembling bags. Saggy or baggy tits.
"Yeah, she had real Milk bag titties." or "She have good tits?" "Nah man, she had Fuckin Milk Bags"

milk the one-eyed aphid 

of a male, to masturbate, to give yourself sexual pleasure by rubbing your sexual organs
when you are watching a porn Don`t forget to milk the one-eyed aphid!

Milk Teeth 

editorial dreamboat with dark undertones and engaging content written by a mega-babe.

also south-coast grime and bass buzz-hub for uneasy adapters and photobooth fans.
Just reading latest news pon de Milk Teeth - whoah
Milk Teeth by rampinshoppa August 16, 2010

Milk The Cow 

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.
Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.
Milk The Cow by ma6netic April 8, 2009