3 definition by ma6netic

Top Definition
When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.
Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.
by ma6netic April 08, 2009

Mug icon
Buy a Milk The Cow mug!
When a guy or a chick pulls off their shirt and out plops their belly in slow motion, rolling right over their waistband.
After having sex all night with this chick from my local bar, I woke up to her standing in front of the mirror playing with her rollover.
by ma6netic February 04, 2010

Mug icon
Buy a rollover mug!
Generally, a person's stomach region where most people would like to have a sixpack, but in a major fail... really have a zeropack, as in no visible abdominal muscles.
Did you see that guy hogging the mirror today, trying to flex his Zeropack? The funniest thing I have ever seen.
by ma6netic February 04, 2010

Mug icon
Buy a Zeropack mug!