the goose

a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.

He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"

later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"

the goose by the_legendy_gaggle November 20, 2010

goose 

short way of saying grey goose vodka

pass up the goose

goose by Anonymous August 27, 2003

Mav and Goose Combo 

The Mav and Goose Combo (short for Maverick and Goose Combination) is best described as an exclusive clique that rolls two girls deep. Established in 2005 at Indiana University of PA, the combo is often misunderstood by others outside of the group. This results in the combo often being known as “those girls” at the party. This means that their activities include but are not limited to: howling like coyotes, doing the soulja boy, g-slide, and indy step, intense lip gloss application, shots of vlad, beer bongs, making out with several people, blacking out, falling down, talking in Brooklyn accents, peeing on couches, floors, beds, etc., singing along to loud music, dump trucking nachos, drunk cooking, dancing around, and in general being the life of the party. But the Mav and Goose Combo isn’t just all parties. They enjoy the finer things in life such as: naps, slip-and-slides, big sunglasses, tube socks, sex hair, strip aerobics, immaculate titties, “putting in a good word”, banging cake day, strip clubs, being hated by everyone in their major, keg slut stances, lip gloss, loud music, ghost riding, sifl and olly, jell-o shots, owning it, biffs, being an “item”, and many other daily activities. As previously stated the Mav and Goose Combo is often misunderstood and even hated on occasionally, but the truth of the matter is no matter how you slice it, they are the number one package deal

"Wow those girls are bangin"
"Yeah they're part of the mav and goose combo"

Mav and Goose Combo by chodog3317 October 21, 2007

duck duck goose 

The act of "tapping" the "head" of a clitoris with the tip of the tongue, sporadically encircling the entirety of the aforementioned clitoris.

-a variation of the classic toungue tornado

If your girl loves it when you do the toungue tornado but is getting bored with it all the time try spicing things up by increasing her anticipation with the duck duck goose maneuver.

duck duck goose by Licuid May 6, 2011

Goofed 

When you are too fucked up to know what you are doing.

Can pertain to being drunk or high but is most commonly used when someone is on edibles.

Lieyah was so goofed last night that she had to remember to breathe in and breathe out.

Goofed by Jballa March 2, 2014

Goose 

1. The late friend of 'Maverick.'
2. One who takes well to 'Great Balls of Fire.'

1. "Goose! Pull out! GOOOSEEE!"
2. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brain..." - Goose

Goose by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

goose grease 

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.

goose grease by Melissa May 13, 2005