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Thansi by original gom September 16, 2020

Thanksgiving break 

The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.
me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck
Thanksgiving break by it cant be November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving break 

Thanksgiving break by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021

Thanks for the protein sir 

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.
*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

Hipster Thanksgiving 

Annual celebration held the Friday before the US Thanksgiving. Typical food and drink include turkey cooked in any fashion that does away with the oven, side dishes served in thrift store crockery, and low price craft beer. Festivities include music played by any instrument as long as it is accompanied by an individual playing an instrument fashioned from a recycled container (jug, coffee can, etc.).

The origin of the holiday is thought to be an accommodation of college students, who comprise a large portion of the hipster population, such that they could celebrate together before returning to their mainstream families during the ensuing weeklong semester break.
Joe: "What are you doing with that oil drum?"
Ralph: "I'm using it to deep fry the Hipster Thanksgiving bird. Then I'll repurpose it into a steel drum for the evening's music, so that I'm not wasting earth's resources buying mass produced percussive instruments"

Roach Thanksgiving 

A time to celebrate smoking buddies. Whenever the roach container is full, you invite over everyone that you smoked the roaches with to smoke some roach bowls and engage in other stoner activities.
We were invited to a roach Thanksgiving by that guy we smoked out two weeks ago.
Roach Thanksgiving by DMac12 October 24, 2014