stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

stainal

Anal sex that is messy and stains things.

Skeeter did stainal with his sister on my couch now it's ruined!

by WuddupBreh? January 23, 2016

stainted

A combination of stained and tainted. When someone gross and vile, leaves a permanent mark on a surface with their bodily emissions.

Bob stainted my cubicle wall when he leaned his greasy head against it.

by johnnypockets December 12, 2017

saline

salinees are literal angels. they pick you up when you're down, they make you laugh when you're sad. even though she is pretty and caring and everyone likes her she secretly questions everything like if people like her or not and has major anxiety but tries to hide it in front of people.she is very artistic she participates in combat sports and martial arts and is good at drawing. she is very self-conscious about her appearance and body but tries to act like it's fine. has a great body and a loving smile. she is always smiling and laughing. if you have a salinee in your life take a minute and appreciate it. they are the best type of person ever.

saline: containing or impregnated with salt

by queen of knowledge May 22, 2019

Stainthorpe

Named for the legacy of the gods. I bunch of men who drink their beer, open doors for women, and yell at people while walking down the street. They are wildcards who like afro-jazz music and cheap Karaoke bars.

Man: God, did you see that Stainthorpe over there?
Woman: Ay, Pete! I did! What a bell end.

by pseaudoname June 21, 2019

stainforth

A place for right cunts where you get shivved for breathing. Better than Scunthorpe though.

Charles: Awright mate i’m from Scunny

Smart person: Well i’m from Stainforth and It’s miles better cunt, fuck off.

by BasicBrit April 12, 2022

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023