stainted
A combination of stained and tainted. When someone gross and vile, leaves a permanent mark on a surface with their bodily emissions.
stainted by johnnypockets December 12, 2017
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Shit-stained schumacher
disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
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Get stained is a popular roast in games such as Valorant, CS:GO and R6. Often used when someone got absolutely destroyed. Often is modified to be "got stained", or "stained on".
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To saint a bitch and become “sainted” is to fuck a bitch twice, and to ghost her immediately after. Becoming sainted.
Sainted by ThePriest69420 July 5, 2020
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