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Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.
I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.
Stainal Sex by Stevie LaLa May 5, 2016

Strainal 

when a man is able penetrate a woman's anus before any other penetration has been achieved.

strainal = straight to anal
"in order to maintain their virginity catholic girls are encouraged to go strainal"
Strainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

Stainless Steel Sink 

A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.

Stainable 

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.
Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!
Stainable by Zithers November 22, 2009

Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine 

Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing; [e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.
"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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