stainal 

Anal sex that is messy and stains things.

Skeeter did stainal with his sister on my couch now it's ruined!

stainal by WuddupBreh? January 23, 2016

Stainal Sex

When two or more parties leave evidence of having anal sex without proper bowel evacuation resulting in an awful mess.

I met this kinky chick who never used the word no. Not wasting any time, I put all the love I had in her ass but she sent it all back. Now I have to buy a new mattress before my parents get home and find out I had Stainal Sex in their bed.

Stainal Sex by Stevie LaLa May 5, 2016

Strainal 

when a man is able penetrate a woman's anus before any other penetration has been achieved.

strainal = straight to anal

"in order to maintain their virginity catholic girls are encouraged to go strainal"

Strainal by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish 

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022

Stainless Steel Sink 

A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.

Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.

Stainless Steel Sink by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

Stainable 

Adjective. A person is attractive enough to warrant printing out a copy of their picture, masturbating to it, and in spraying it with ejaculate stain the image beyond all recognition. In rare cases the individual being stained may be so stainable that the ruined pictures are gathered, proffesionally bound, and kept for sunday afternoon parousing.

Oh my god, check out the snoods on that bitch over there.

Jesus christ, she's stainable!

Stainable by Zithers November 22, 2009

Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine 

Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing; e.g.: A Child Molester let into [the general population of a prison yard.

"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"

Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine by Bruce June 20, 2004