typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"

Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.

by johnnypockets January 12, 2022

stainted

A combination of stained and tainted. When someone gross and vile, leaves a permanent mark on a surface with their bodily emissions.

Bob stainted my cubicle wall when he leaned his greasy head against it.

by johnnypockets December 12, 2017

infocrapic

The result when an organization tries to cram too much confusing information into a clever graphic.

In an attempt to graphically represent every corporate process in one image, the company ended up with a useless infocrapic.

by johnnypockets April 03, 2019