Smurfie

A loser; One who is a waste of life; a sorry excuse for existance; lazy; one who wants everything handed to them; one who doesn't want to do anything for themselves.

Look at that smurfie 25 still at home with mom and dad.
You a smurfie!

by MzMe January 17, 2011

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

by Speedy November 1, 2003

smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

by pussy banger May 13, 2005

smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

by Samsam June 3, 2005

Smurfilicious

that feeling you get when you're on LSD

you don't really say this term to other people because it's sounds lame. 'smurfilicious' is a state of mind

by tulane November 26, 2004

smurf noses

When you can see a chicks nipples are poking out under her shirt. You can imagine her boobs are smurfs under her shirt.

Whoa, check out the smurf noses on that bitches huge tits.

by millerman888 December 9, 2005

Smurfs

a sort of vernarial Disease.

I got the smurfs.

I need to get my privates checked for the smurfs.

Please god don't tell me I have the smurfs.

Great,my dick is blue, I got the f-in smurfs!!

by Jburker August 3, 2008