Patty

A cool gal. She loves cookie dough cake pops and Who hates going to the max market. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brianne “That patty chick is sick nasty!”
Other: “That’s true, but she hates going to the Max Market!”
Brianne “She just wanted her cake pop!”
Patty “Are you talking about me?”
Brianne and Other “No, we are talking about another patty”
Patty “I love the cookie dough cake pops from Starbucks, not the nasty food at Max Market!”

by QueenieCutie May 6, 2019

Patty

An outdoor flooring space created using natural stone but can be created using man-made materials such as porcelain.

Kieran: Look at that patty!
Jack: Personally, porcelain is one of my favourites.
Vinnie: *voice crack*

by KDOBB1998 October 10, 2019

biting the crabby patty

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

Patty Cake

The process of shitting one's own pants. In reference to the patty cake song, "Patty cake patty cake, baker’s man
Bake me a cake as fast as you can
Roll the dough mark it with B
And throw it in the oven for baby and me".

Tom: "I think Jeff just made a Patty Cake!"

Jerry: "Haha that's going to stain his pants!"

by conman1517 December 25, 2010

St. Patty's Day Fatty

a fat blunt or joint shared on St. Patty's Day!

On my way back from break, i decided to roll a St. Patty's Day Fatty. On St. Patty's Day.

by Token Asian March 17, 2010

Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.

I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?

by PrincetonBooks May 27, 2009

natty patty

When your shit has the consistency of and looks like a raw hamburger patty after drinking too much natty beer the night before

Dave drank too much natty last night, now he is sitting on the toilet dropping a natty patty.

by baschmidty April 7, 2017