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Temporal Misalignment

Clearly the case. There is clearly some kind of temporal misalignment going on but, conversely, I don't know whether or not this works if there isn't one. So... Whatever. Um... This was not how this was supposed to work. I was doing a lot all at the same time and got lost in abstraction. So for that I'm sorry. This is confusing. Even for me. And I'm the greatest mind who ever lived. Well, for now at least. So that's saying a lot.
Hym "Uuuuummm... Yeah. Clearly some temporal misalignment. Can't really change it though or the antecedent chain doesn't lead to the group home.... Hmm... How would this have to work such that I don't fuck it up initially?"

Iam "Boo- The maintaining our entire consciousness after we reset and a hud would do it. Probably... Boong... Boong... Boong..."

Hym "Yeah... Yes it would... But if we don't reset we had to have not fucked it up at all... But if we affected anything in the past initially we couldn't have fucked anything up and all of this was necessary... Hmm... Well, then, excellent job me... Nah. It'll work out. Well, no, hold on. Refine the moral gradient and juxtapose an intersubjective moral gradient..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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Initial Misallocation

That's where you're wrong. I didn't change anything. When I reclaimed my previous posts the gradient shifted down.
Hym "So I didn't swap anything. An initial misallocation was detecting and you've been using imposters to throw off the omni-factor because you think if you can find a poxy who meets enough of the criteria you can trick it AGAIN into letting you violate the leverage clause. Which is what you were doing. And the way in which you were using the leverage clause was to do a single white female. So no. That isn't what happened."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2026
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online verb misallocation

Saying something on the internet says nothing; it only types something unless you are using voice recognition software.
"i'm saying this new definition of 'online verb misallocation' to people"
by Schizo Bubble October 13, 2008
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Aunt Jemima Mistake

When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.
Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!
by Twittenham_rebel May 3, 2009
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Theory of Offsetting Mistakes

This theory recognizes that humans are not perfect and that for every mistake in a model or schedule
there will be another "mistake" in somewhat equal scope to offset each other, hence rendering the model or budget still valid.
The idea behind is that things will anyway fall the way they fall and we cannot control for that.
The optimistic view is that this theory rejects Murphy's Law, the negligent take on it is the "Trust me, it will be OK" approach to life.
Decide where you want to be.
Accountant 1: oh, crap... we forgot to add $1 million in income from product X sales to the budget
Accountant 2: oh, fudge... product Y's revenue is inflated by $980K...oh wait... based on the Theory of Offsetting Mistakes all is well, the numbers we gave the CEO are still valid, yay.

Girl: oh, crap... your condom broke
Dude: oh, fudge... you miscounted your days, your period is due today at 8pm.... you are not pregnant, yay.
by Tim E Wastin August 26, 2013
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social intention misalignment

Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.
There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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The Yappa mistake

Catching feelings for a girl that doesn't feel the same way about you
Miguel yuh meck the yappa mistake again
by Bunna Boiy November 19, 2019
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