Jokus Interuptus

When one is telling a joke and is interrupted, either once or many times. Especially when delivering the punch line.

I experienced jokus interuptus when telling my new mother-in-law joke.

by K2MIT January 6, 2025

jubussy

a cute ass nigga with a long ass neck he's also a bitch ass nigga

yo jubussy bring yo tight ass over here

by young c daddy the big Chimself February 3, 2025

Jobstinent

Deliberately abstaining from emotional, psychological, or aspirational investment in one's job; choosing not to care, overperform, or tie personal identity to work.

After years of burnout, she became fully jobstinent-still employed. but soulfully checked out.

by TDub2112 April 28, 2025

Jobism

Job application spawnism

Me when I see jobism 😰😰😰😰noooo I don't want a job

by Scottona. September 16, 2025

Jonus

someone who is increadibly smelly

do you smell that? oh my god its that guy, hes so jonus! EW!

by TheOverlord_ November 11, 2025

Jobs on

When you do not have time or can’t be bothered explaining what your actually doing and how much you have to do so your say I’ve got jobs on

Her: Hey hunny what’s are you doing tonight

Him: I’ve got jobs on

by anonymous November 15, 2025

Jobis

Jobis
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)

The Jobis are here , its gonna be one heck of a night

by xChapsterxLB November 26, 2025