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Jobis
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
proper noun
The temporary sixth entity that appears when exactly five friends whose initials are J–O–B–I–S all hang out together. Manifests as a shimmering five-colored aurora with a lazy neon smile and five high-fiving arms. Exists purely to make the night 300% better: summons perfect snacks, plays the exact song everyone wants, builds physics-defying blanket forts.
Catchphrase (in glowing five-part harmony):
“Five letters, one vibe—let’s waste the whole damn night!”
Vanishes instantly if someone checks work email or can’t decide what to watch.
“We finally got Jess, Owen, Bella, Isaac, and Sam in the same room and the Jobis showed up; free nachos, unprompted Mr. Brightside, legendary night.”
Tags: cryptid, friend group, good vibes, chaos gremlin
(First coined November 26, 2025)
by xChapsterxLB November 26, 2025
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