Compact Claustrophobia

Compact Claustrophobia is a Minecraft FTB (Feed The Beast - not the being angry one, but the custom challenge map making heavy use of mods) modpack. Its premise is based upon being stuck in a small bedrock hallway and entering a 3 by 3 by 3 room. In this room, you craft materials to create larger rooms (5x5x5, 7x7x7, 9x9x9, 11x11x11, 13x13x13) and automate many tasks in a heavily modded playthrough. The player (in an ideal playthrough) eventually gets access to a bedrock pickaxe to break the bedrock chamber they spawn in, and continue to progress in the Overworld (if they wish to) and beat the Ender Dragon by use of an "End Cake" that teleports you to the End.

Compact Claustrophobia is a Minecraft modpack based on the Compact Machines mod that allows you to fit rooms inside a single block.
"I escaped Compact Claustrophobia and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
I finally got a Nuclear Furnace in early-game Compact Claustrophobia and it is like 70 times faster than a regular furnace lol
If you don't go the way of automation in Compact Claustrophobia, you will go through a long and hard slog of manually grinding (or macroing if you're into that for some reason).
Compact Claustrohpobia without Click Machine is like doing pushups on your knees, it just doesn't work out

by mb6fbhsphdrcb July 30, 2023

Santa Claus

A fucking rapist that kids idolize. He comes in your house late at night to rape your children. He fucks 'em rough when they're in the naughty list, and he fucks them even rougher when they're in the kind list, although he finds naughty kids more attractive. If the kids aren't good at fucking, he leaves coal, if they're good, he leaves gifts. He might look like a nice gentle man but he's just a dirty rapist, who's 15.000 years old. Creepy as fuck. (P.S. HE'LL ALSO EAT YO' UGLY ASS COOKIES).
He also gives and smokes weed.

Ana: Hey Josh, what did your kid ask to Santa Claus?
Josh: My kid can't write to Santa, I don't want her to be fucked at 4 by an old man.
Ana: Good, same with my kid also, I don't want that rapist to practice gay sex with my 6-year-old son.

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 27, 2023

Sanny Claus

Essentially a reverse burglar. He comes into your house and gives you presents, especially if you leave him cookies and beer and a carton of Pall Mall Lights.

You be good now, or else Sanny Claus'll put coal in your stocking.

by EugeneJohnson42000 December 6, 2023

Santa Claus

a fat old bastard that slips through your chimney, eats all your cookies, and gives you coal in return.
and yes, he is real, but he was just arrested for breaking and entering in the 80s

Santa Claus is coming

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 31, 2024

Ms Clause

The opposite of santa (search it up on this platform) A very nice caring person who bakes you cookies that the cookie monster will eat before you can take a bite because they are so good.

Person 1: We are goung to see Ms Clause today
Person 2: Lets just hope Santa and the Cookie monster isnt there

by Booomchaakalaaka February 28, 2024

Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.

On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.

by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024

buyback clause

when you say to always keep a girl if you need her back

I told Jen ill always love her incase i wanna activate the buyback clause

by kayden gaylesbian March 17, 2024